Political opponent of reanimated Hitler disqualified for violating Godwin’s Law

ANAHEIM, CA – With the kickoff of election season right around the corner, the race for the mayor’s office in Anaheim took a surprise turn this week when candidate Mary Daniels (D, R) was unilaterally disqualified for all remaining debates. Daniels, who is running against Adolf Hitler (N) – whose feel-good story of being brought back to life thanks to breakthroughs in cryogenics and neural regeneration has captured the imaginations of voters – was declared ineligible after a panel found her in violation of Godwin’s Law, which prohibits comparing one’s opponent to Hitler and/or the Nazis in any debate, political or otherwise.

“[Daniels’] record speaks for itself,” said debate moderator Stu Henkel. “Just listen to these quotes: ‘My opponent is Hitler.’ ‘My opponent started the Nazi party.’ ‘Mary Daniels: A mayor for Anaheim who didn’t mastermind the Holocaust.’ ‘A vote for Daniels is a vote against Adolf Hitler.’” Continue reading “Political opponent of reanimated Hitler disqualified for violating Godwin’s Law”